I hope this prose is worth all the dozing, sleeping, snoring, dreaming and even gassing in all those CHEMISTRY lessons for the past four years! If you were chopping Chemwa lessons, you really missed alot!
In she comes
“Oh Chemistry! May she teach U well!”
Metaloro! Wake up!
“Arrh arh Madam, nawe..”
Come on now, wake up, we have to complete the syllabus
Qualitative analysis and Quantitative analysis
The only thing you see is white ppt
White ppt observed everywhere
White ppt insoluble in excess
White ppt soluble in excess
Damn it, even Copper(II)Sulphate is white ppt
If you don’t write what you observe
F9’s will be served
What will you do?
Eh, Madam, we are used!
Bring our miracles!
Ssebiragala, stop admiring Tutu and concentrate on the colour changes
Awak , Awa-ka, stop opposing
These laws and colour changes
Sweetie, titrate from a stool
Deng, teach us the Moles
Eh, Namakula, state our Avogadro’s Constant
Oh, he’s slow
We need a catalyst
Kentaro, stir up
Eh, Lawoko, you are up!?!
That’s a reaction
We only blame your MOLAR Concept!
The chemical formula is “Popo PO4”
Odong-o, says that’s the chemical formula of soap
Laker, “Do you agree with Odong-o?
Wokorach, that number is for electricity not Electrolysis
Japheth, which acid bleached you to yellow?
You should be like Yata,
Black as Graphite!
Momo, you have to do Chemistry in A-level
Ingavure! Why are you laughing?
Momentum Ommutujju, that’s Physics
So suffer Momentarily!
Yeno, you have to say “Yes” not “How?”
Who is that saying repeat?
Fats! Akankwasa! Are you the one?
Be like Henry
Who says ” Yes, I have understood teacher!”
Kentaro has that entered?
Pippette well now dear students
Malaika! Ssimbwa, don’t launch a Rocket!
Now students don’t laugh
Else you’ll swallow some BA1
Where are you?
You are happy now?
First Lets calculate the rate of Reaction
Like true science-rs
1 mole of BA1 reacts with 1000cm3 of BA2
0.1 moles of BA1 reacts with (1 divide by 1000 times 0.1) moles of BA2
O.1 moles of BA1 reacts with………..
Yusuf, write the ionic and molecular equations
Idodo, balance the equations
Dau, Young D, are they correct?
“I don’t know teacher.”
Kanyago! Open your eyes
What do you observe?
Sure? You can see gas? Eh!
Nakabuye, state what was observed
“I was not there”
Mulondo, you are laughing, a-ha, You now, what was observed?
“Teacher, the brown thing-i became colourless pungent gas”
Hahaha brown ebi kyi?
Talent don’t give up!
You have the talent
Banange Ipa, aha, what is the answer?
“Um ah arh gundi….. Nani…!!!
“The answer has evapourated-ii!”
Those are your marks
Adut just do it
Chemistry is compulsory!
You can get D1
But don’t dream about it
Yours is a 10 not a 9
Continuous harpzardious motion of atoms
Just like the way Jame dozes
Watch him go up and down, back and forth
Chasing the chemicals away
Naji closes the chapter
Head down, on the locker
Sleeping and dreaming
That she was;
What have you learnt? (100mks)